Colinstache
1. someone who thinks their mustache is 70’s big but actually resembles a theater arts school reject.
2. a mustache that belongs at a civil war reenactment/medival festival.
3. a weak attempt at something masculine that is laughable at best.
the colinstache looked right at home shirtless and gazing off into nothing.
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