collander
1 – a martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 – a highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in silicon valley.
3 – to hit with force
1 – i jogged 3 collanders today
2 – the collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 – he swung the club and collandered the h-ll out of him
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