collard greens
the most cliche old black people food (besides chitlins)
old black lady: come on chile, come git yo collerd greens and chillins.
spinach for collard people
white guy-“what are collard greens any way?”
black guy-“they is like spinach.”
white guy-“so why dont you just eat spinach?”
black guy-“…”
plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern us. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie ‘friday’
‘you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?…you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know’- sample from lil’ kim’s ‘came back for you’
some leaf vegetable sh-t that black people eat, sometimes has bacon and sh-t.
yo kelsey, i want some collard greens. so delicious and h-lla nutritious!
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