collateral baggage


the unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.
john was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.

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