collateral drainage
when a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.
“zed”
hey maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?
“maynard”
yeah. sorry man, collateral drainage, i’ll wipe it up.
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