someone who collects objects, usually of a juvenile nature (toys, comics, games, memorabilia, for example), for the sole purpose of am*ssing a collection, rather than enjoying the objects themselves.
mike is such a collectard, he thinks his stupid atari jaguar collection is interesting, even though he hasn’t even unwrapped most of the packaging.
- redneck salvation
when you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer’s tan having, gun toting redneck jesus as your lord and savior. “excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?” “no! i do not want to accept redneck jesus as my lord and savior.”
poon so stretched out that it claps like thunder when the girl is jogging. gina has eight kids and a bad case of thunderpoon.
- minty clinch
minty clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of b*gg*ry upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond dest*tute, whereupon he took his own life. “where’s warren the filth tonight?” “he’s doing a […]
- loosey malusi
a loose, wide, or worn out v*g*n*. to much s*x may result in a loosely malusi got in bed with this smokin’ hot babe but she had a loosey malusi.