college-ache
that ache you get in your head/body/mind/soul when cl-sses are getting you down and you don’t really feel smart or s-xy. it can result in a loss of motor skills, excessive sleeping, not eating, and binge drinking. it is inadvisable to attempt to go on a date, sit in cl-ss for a long period of time, talk to someone you want to impress, or stray to far from a coffee pot when you are experiencing these symptoms. apart from coffee the cures include a satisfying s-xual experience, loud riotous music, or an injection of adrenaline. the latter is not recommended.
friend: hey are you high you look totally out of it?
you: nah man, i had four cl-sses today i got a major college-ache.
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