College Breakfast


any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.
guy 1: dude for my college breakfast today, i had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
guy 2: dude, you know its 4 pm right?

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