college of the canyons


a community college in santa clarita that people go to forever and never leave. it’s for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. at least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

the initials when spoken sounds like “c-ck”.
dude, college of the canyons is for r-t-rds…i love this school. let’s go find some weed and get faded, b-tch.

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