rival to the woodlands high school and oak ridge. mostly white kids and a very tough academic environment. the pep rallies are lame and there is no school spirit whatsoever. if you aren’t in the academy of science and technology, good luck because you’re on your own. nothing interesting happens here, except redneck hicks chewing tobacco and students getting caught having s-x. the -ssistant princ-p-ls’ sole purpose is to dress code people and just give you a hard time. the school food is sh-t, so if you don’t want explosive diarrhea or dysentery, bring a lunch. the teachers are ehh, the football team sucks, and the school has of lot of cliques. there is a self-t-tled “relevant group” that only consists of football players and cheerleaders. also, if you want drugs, they are readily available through the mexican ‘gangs’.
person 1: hey, you know that school college park high school?
person 2: the one with 3,000 white kids, 900 mexicans, and 100 black kids? it sucks!
person 1: at least it’s not as sn-bby as the woodlands high school.
person 2: yeah, those people are -sses.
- birthday beatings
the one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college. did you hear it’s brookeys birthday today? time to give him some birthday beatings!
- wiffle t*ts
the act of beating someone across the t-ts with a wiffle ball bat. i’m going to give you wiffle t-ts!
this name is given to the ugliest of negroe babies. also means n-gg-rf-ggot in some countries. trevaun is such a dirty good for nothing negroe!
- dingleberry dam
when your underwear have become so crusted with sh-t it dries to your -ss. did you hear jerry didn’t wipe and just pulled up his pants? formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.
dipcifica is the ship name for dipper pines and pacifica northwest. these two characters are children on the amazing children’s tv show gravity falls. i ship dipcifica so much, how about you? yea, dipper totally has a this for pacifica