College Relationship
a bullsh-t excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. it is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn’t disclosed upfront.
i caught my boyfriend having s-x with another man. when i asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship
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