College Vegetarian


a college student, that, with his newly found independence, and his newly found distaste for meat on campus, becomes a vegetarian.
my parents forced me to eat meat, but now i’m a college vegetarian.

thats a shame. we were gonna let you come with us to dinner.

you suck.

ha.

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