College Wealth


the act of receiving financial aid money and grants from the college or university you go to and spending it on stuff other than school.
joe: tim, do you want to go the the bar tonight?
tim : sure with who?
joe: me and dj
tim: i thought dj was poor?
joe: nahh, hes got that college wealth now.

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