College Weekend


longer than your typical weekend, a college weekend starts thursday afternoon after cl-ss and ends monday afternoon when you wake up from your sunday funday hangover. in extreme circ-mstances, a college weekend can even begin on wednesday night if there are no papers/exams on thursday or friday.
thursday 3:00pm – dude 1 “let’s h-t up the liquor store on our way home from cl-ss crack some beers and start this college weekend out the right way!”
dude 2 “h-ll yeah, let’s get wasted before we decided where we’re gonna go get wasted tonight, thirsty thursday!”

wednesday night dude 1 – “hey man do you have any tests or papers due tomorrow or friday?”
dude 2 “nope, what are you thinkin?”
dude 1 “let’s h-t the liquor store, pick up a 30 and a bottle, and start a good old extended college weekend!
dude 2 “f-ck yeah!”

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