Collegiate Academy
one of the utmost respected high schools in america and has been named the #2 high school in pa for many years. it is known for it’s extreme nerdom and it’s asl team who are considered the elites of the school by the administrators, but in reality no one really cares about them.
billy: hey tommy i just got accepted to collegiate academy!
tommy: that’s great, you just proved you are a nerd.
billy: well at least i won’t end up working at taco bell for the rest of my life like the central kids.
tommy: that’s true.
up until recently northwestern pennsylvania collegiate academy (see collegiate academy ) was a swell school. it was high ranking, and in 2010 was the number 1 school in pennsylvania. it was known for it’s many nerds and excellent asl team. that is, until recently, because on february 25, 2011, david rinke ii was arrested for possesion of child p-rnography, it was a tragic blow to the school, but they began to recover, until just shy of one month later, on march 24, 2011, david montgomery was arrested for molesting 3 young boys. so basically, a collegiate academy is a premiere thing that has degraded into a moral-less filth-haven.
ralph: do you remember how melvin used to do great in school and graduated summa c-m laude?
carlito: yeah! he’s probably doing great for himself!
ralph: actually, he’s h-t rock bottom, and is doing drugs and molesting children!
carlito: ah man, he’s such a collegiate academy.
Read Also:
- Comfy Slipper
the act of taking the extra skin of the p-n-s, pulling it over you d-ck head and staple it together. yo, what did you do last night? well i got bored so i gave myself a comfy slipper now i cant p-ss.
- Confirmate
to confirm; or validate. computer tech; “hold on let me confirmate my account.” person; “don’t you mean confirm?”
- Connecticut Economy
the economic system which consists of three components: communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism. person no. 1: o.k. so you worked your -ss off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet […]
- Connie Lingus
the feminine equivalent of phil atio. joe is such a loser. he swears his new girlfriend’s name is actually connie lingus. fake name students give to subst-tute teachers. subst-tute teacher: “who is that girl shooting spitb-lls?” student: “that’s connie. connie lingus. you should send her -ss to the princ-p-l.” see colonel angus i love colonel […]
- Coolickle
in the south, mostly the southern gulf coast. a coolickle is a pickle in a normal jar with red kool aid added to it. you can find it next to the pickled eggs and pigs feet. can i get a coolickle please?