Collegiate Darwinism


a theory posed by a penn state student, contending that “survival of the fittest” applies to the social life of college students.
collegiate darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. everyone must find a bed. house parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. as the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. those that sleep with fat chicks or ugly guys (girls is pimps too) should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.
a theory posed by a penn state student (stevezee), contending that “survival of the fittest” applies to the social life of college students.
collegiate darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. everyone must find a bed. house parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. as the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. those that sleep with “fat chicks” should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.

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