Collested
when you’re cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won’t shut the f-ck up about everything you don’t care about.
“she was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. b-tch just won’t shut up.”
“…i don’t know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested.”
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