Colon Cleanse
the colon cleanse is a complex s-xual act that begins by inserting mentos into your partners -n-s, convincing them that the candies are in fact -n-l beads. once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of diet c-ke into the female’s r-ct-m and plugs her b-tt with his erect p-n-s. as the reaction between the c-ke and mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his p-n-s from the woman’s -n-s, releasing a whirlwind of c-ke-mentos-feces–j-c-l-t- fluid blend that effectively “cleanses” the colon.
mikey: my girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the colon cleanse last night.
joston: dude, i hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
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