Colon Fairy


along the same lines as a visit from tooth fairy, a visit from the colon fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the -n-s from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
“dude, josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. the sad part is it sounded like he liked it”

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