colon of a rhino
when someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their cr-p much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
announcer: aaron rodgers, you and the green bay packers have just won the super bowl, what are you going to do next?
aaron: i don’t know about the others but i’m gonna go drop a duece, i’ve been holding it since halftime.
announcer: this game went into triple over time and you’ve been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
aaron: thanks.
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