Colon Popper


one who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the -n-l c-n-l of a male counterpart. usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. this normally occurs in rageful s-d-stic h-m-s-xual s-x. could cause heavy blood loss. the name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the -n-s, it makes a “pop!” sound
doctor: “sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition.”
parents: “what happened”
doctor: “well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his b-ttox seems to be rather damaged.”
parents: “who did this”
doctor: “well sam’s been mumbling ‘ian stop! i feel like somethings going to pop!’ all day, so im -ssuming this ian person is involve
-ian being the colon popper

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