Colon Pounder
one who has -ssigned themselves the duty of pounding the -n-ses of other people for the duration of their lives. the act will lead to the p-n-s pounding into the recipient’s colon, hence the name.
man: well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp -sses. its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
woman: okay honey, i’ll have dinner ready when you come back! i wish that being colon pounder didn’t give you such bad swamp c-ck.
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