colonel angus
(noun): a double entendre, can be a proper noun referring to a military officer whose last name is angus, or the act of eating out v-g-n-. originating from a sketch on sat-rday night live, said quickly, becomes a h-m-phone of c-n-l-ng-s. usually said with a thick southern us accent for heightened effect. can refer to someone (usually a man), who enjoys performing c-n-l-ng-s.
when a woman is introduced to colonel angus, she’ll settle for nothing less.
a comedy skit featured on the television show sat-rday night live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. the skit, which aired live on february 22, 2003 in snl’s 28th season, featured the show’s guest host christopher walken as the namesake civil war hero colonel ennol angus. written by tina fey.
i myself never much cared for colonel angus. he rubs me the wrong way. not sure why. can’t put my finger on it.
1) say it really fast
2) now if you know how to say it… it is c-nn-l-ng-s
3) definition oral stimulation to the cl-toris or any other v-g-n-l area.
“colonel angus you make good me feel so good.” skit from sat-rday night live
charmie says you know what that means right sam? i’m like uhmmm…colonels fried chicken?
charmie says you know what f-ll-t– is right sam? i’m like uhmm…filet-o-fish?
charmie laffs. i say to her..i do know what a fluffer is..i just learned it last week from urbandictionary.com and i wouldn’t mind doing that.
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