colonel by s.s.


a school where all the kids think they are so smart when really they are not all smart. the girls there are all sl-ts and pretend to be smart and seduce their teachers for good marks. the students attending that school are also jealous of other schools because colonel by is not really located anywhere near a restaurant and they can’t even dip out of school because the nearest bus stop is in front of the school and if you walk you can get easily caught. also the students at colonel by get jealous of other schools because they keep on losing at them at everything. for example, they keep losing against gloucester high school, which is a reason for them to hate the students who go to ghs.
student 1: what school do you go to?
student 2: colonel by s.s. and you?
student 1: ghs
student 2: colonel by s.s. is waaaaaaaay better than ghs.
student 1: how many times have beaten us in any sports?
student 2:…
student 1: where do you go for lunch apart from the cafeteria?
student 2: …well our education is better!
student 1: you’re not in ib!
student 2: it’s still better!
student 1: bullsh-t!
a hidden country club off the aviation parkway conviniantly placed so that its students have no where to go while skipping cl-sses or lunch hour. not that anyone actually tries to skip cl-sses because of acedemically driven pressure. the typical colonel by student wears aeropostale but mostly american eagle up until the end of their freshman year when they realize that its not actually cool. the male population will continue to dress axactly the same even after this revelation until the end of highschool, but the female population will make the dramatic switch over to american appareal.

prom at colonel by s.s. is a big deal for most acedemic students because after highschool most of them will become a real wife of atlanta or in other cases an olympic rower, wrestler or rugby athlete. however for those in the ib program plan to spend the next nine years of their lives persuing post-secondary education so they will attend prom dispite their inability to feel comfortable in dressing robes.

people attending colonel by s.s. don’t really care what people think of them. they’ll do dip more than any other ist-tution. and they’ll brag about it too.
at a party-

sally: so what school do you go to?

fred: st matts!! what about you?

sally: i got to colonel by s.s.

fred: oh, thats cool.

-conversation ends, sally remoulds with clique-

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