Colonel Jessup
the bl-wj-b a man receives from his female boss.
“there is nothing on this earth s-xier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. promote ’em all, i say, ’cause this is true: if you haven’t gotten a bl-wj-b from a superior officer, well, you’re just letting the best in life p-ss you by.” – colonel nathan r. jessup. a few good men.
p: j, i need you to stay late this evening.
j: is the budget due tomorrow?
p: yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we’ll wrap things up with a colonel jessup.
mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a colonel jessup.
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