Colonel Rubens
a mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. do not use the wishes to have s-x with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
the colonel granted me three wishes that night i f-cked three fat bithces. colonel rubens called me a f-cking stoonoad
a crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.
willie: i was down drinking in jason’s bas-m-nt and noticed that his dad has a sh-tload of printers and copiers just lying around.
joey: lets get some of my ‘nam buddies together, organize a colonel rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.
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