colonel sander’s surprise
a s-xual act where a male inserts a drumstick of kfc fried chicken into a female’s v-g-n- while she is on her period. the male then takes the drumstick out of the woman’s v-g-n- and the drumstick appears bl–dy red from the v-g-n-l discharge, hence “colonel sander’s surprise”
leroy carter was angry that shaniqua didn’t appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by kfc and later that evening, gave her a colonel sander’s surprise!
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