Colonel Valor
a s-xual maneuver where a masked man has -n-l s-x with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.
for purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.
i was in the middle of giving her a colonel valor, when i realized it wasn’t about her.
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