Colonel


an exceedingly large p-n-s belonging to an opinionated man.
“bl–dy h-ll danny, watch out for that colonel!”
a natural leader of men. women want him and men want to be him. he drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. he commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. he receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. he is currently training troops in orlando florida.
random guy- who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women’s br–sts.

random guys buddy – dude, thats the colonel, he is the man. look right there, that’s his tank.
a military rank for an officer usualy below general and above lieutenant colonel, major, captain, and lieutenant.
colonel swanson ordered me to clean rifles in the supply room.
kentucky fried chicken or kfc fast food joint; after its deceased mascot, col. harlan sanders
i’m so hungry! let’s go see the colonel!”
an idiot who lives for slow pitch softball. plays catcher. thinks he’s batman. likes to give sh-t, doesn’t like to get sh-t. has an excuse for anything that doesn’t go his way, yet will give you reasons why you can’t do the same thing. picks fights and then resorts to “i’ll sue your -ss” if you call him on it. basically a 5 year old spoiled child.
1) colonel – you suck, you can’t catch anything.
person – you haven’t made a play yet this season.
colonel – you don’t see what i see! it’s chaos! you try catching this sh-t.

2) colonel – you’re a fake tough guy. let’s fight.
person – ok
colonel – (won’t fight) says to people around him “i’ll sue his -ss. i own him!”
1.military rank

2.a characters from the video game mega man x4.
has a sister called iris. he is working with repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
some people believe iris and colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : this is nonsense and bs.
my friend is in the army and is colonel.

colonel is weak against frost tower.

colonel and iris are brother and sister, and
were not the same person you dumbf-ck,die.
a sh-tty baseball team
the colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

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