Colonial Bootscrape
when one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one’s filthy b-tthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.
“man someone just colonial bootscr-ped the sh-t out of this payphone.”
“man, im just gonna have to get some new undies. i colonial bootscr-ped right through this woven cotton support layer.”
“who colonial bootscr-ped the seat. that’s not cool.”
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