colonoscope


when playing a first person shooter, such as call of duty. one sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their -n-s/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.
“i was playing cod this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him.”

“aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope”

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