colorado campfire
the act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls -sshole, and then proceeding to f-ck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. then upon finishing inside said -sshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. it is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.
“last night my girlfriend made me give her a colorado campfire. it was delicious.”
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