Colorado Carwash


where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.
after the blizzard rolled through, i decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so i gave it the colorado carwash

Read Also:

  • averyl

    absolute stunner, absolute minx. the whole package, and more man, that girl is so averyl

  • avro arrow

    the james dean of the aircraft world — “live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse”. considering that only 5 were ever flown, the arrow has generated more books, articles, doc-mentaries and controversy than many aircraft produced by the thousands. virtually a secular religion to a vast array of canadian conspiracy theorists who are […]

  • Dirty Sanchez (etymological)

    a dirty sanchez occurs when the p-ssive partner (male or female) is sodomized and a coating of mucus/feces/lube remains on the shaft of the active partner’s p-n-s. he pulls out and the p-ssive partner f-ll-t-s him, drawing the member into his/her mouth through tightly pursed lips. this acts to squeegee the matter from the p-n-s […]

  • Dirty Shrimp

    when you stick your finger in someones b-tt and it looks like a shrimp before you clean it. tami stuck her finger up hannons -ss and gave him a dirty shrimp

  • Dirty Shuffle

    when you are in the bathroom dropping the cosby’s off at the pool and you run out of toilet paper. then you proceed to attempt to shuffle to the toilet paper while still unwiped in the behind area. “i just had to dirty shuffle across the house because we ran out of toilet paper!”


Disclaimer: Colorado Carwash definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.