colorado cliffhanger
the process of when the s-m-n from a freshly -j-c-l-t-d p-n-s never actually separates itself from the s-m-n in the urethra, leaving the portion of s-m-n that escaped dangling loosely in sp-ce and unable to be claimed as a “c-m-shot.” this is common with men who are dealing with dehydration or the common cold.
man: dude the weirdest thing happened to me last night.
friend: go on…
man: i was drilling this chick and pulled out to spray her in the eyeball and my load never left my d-ck!
friend: ahhhh the ole colorado cliffhanger!
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