Colorado Lightning Rod
where the man sticks his nose into the v-g-n- and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her -ss until you see your fist pushing up against innards. the man m-st-rb-t-s… the nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man’s d-ck hole so j-zz flies everywhere.
hey colorado lightning rod tore my d-ck hole. but the -rg-sm was amazing.
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