Colorado Turnaround


when a woman is riding a double ended d-ld- with the other end in a dude’s -ss, all while giving him a reacharound. when he’s about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her rocky mountains.
after giving randy a thorough jersey foghorn, melissa applied the colorado turnaround and relished in the results.

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