Colossal Shitstorm


a sh-tstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. metaphorically, of course.
my mom found my perc 30’s. she is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. what a colossal sh-tstorm i have screwed myself into!

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