Colostomizer

another word for a s-x offender. the difference between a colostomizer and a s-x offender, is that s-x offenders normally target young children. a colostomizer targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. a colostomizer, just like a s-x offender could do, may prefer men over women, and may engage in gay s-x with the victim(s). a colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. after all, you don’t find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. tactics include “the damsel in the distress”, “this isn’t where i parked my car”, and the infamous “the v–gr- manuever.” a colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving h-m-s-xual.

also known as a douche bag.
colostomizer: hey there young lady! here, let me escort you across the street.
grandma: what a gentleman!
colostomizer: the city is gettin’ dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
grandma: well, i suppose there’s no harm in that.
(unknown event(s) occur)
-gay s-x follows with grandpa-
another word for a colostomizer is a dirty wh-r-, or a tramp. it is a commonly used term among pimps, such as, when the b-tch doesn’t have the money for the pimp.
dat f-ckin colostomizer don’t have my money again, ima beat her -ss next time i see her.
a male known as a “colostomizer” is a particularly bad-a motherf-cker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of compet-tive endeavors. whether it be videogames or basketball, a colostomizer will f-ck you up so badly that, once he’s done with you, you’ll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your -sshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a sh-t).
man, you just got owned by that colostomizer! seriously, it’s like a greyhound bus just drove straight into your -sshole and kept on going!