very small and unsatysfying the feeling of sandpaper
my boyfriend has a colton’s p*n*s.
- suck dude
a shock gif of a person sucking his own c*ck john: have you seen suck dude? ashton: are you kidding, i did it!
- perfect political storm
perfect political storm: when sociopolitical conditions are such that one political ideology overwhelmingly consumes the populace and swallows up or destroys any ideological opposition. the n*z* party was a perfect political storm that swallowed germany.
- mexican magic trick
this cl*ssic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. as she’s picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door. the last time i performed a mexican magic trick was when i had a one-night stand with the waitress we […]
- made in singapore
a label that has gone past “made in china 2.0,” but still striving to be “made in j*pan 0.5.” the middle-cl*ss in china prefer made in singapore products, but the middle cl*ss in singapore long for made in j*pan goods.