coluk
the natural lubrication produced in the v-g-n-l c-n-l when a female is s-xually aroused. before my genius, no one knew what the ‘wetness’ was called. thank g-d for me.
‘the second david walked into the room, she sprayed coluk all over her grannypanties’
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