Columbian Bonfire


the act of setting fire to approximately thirty pounds of marijuana laced with cocaine in a room with all the windows and doors shut and then letting it all burn slowly while four or more people engage in s-xual intercourse around the fire, all while the mars volta is playing in the background.
hey juan, did you get invited to the columbian bonfire at rosario’s place on friday night?

yeah man, i promised him i’d bring my copy of de-loused.

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