columbus cumberbun
when the heavyset chick you brought home p-sses out before you are able to f-ck her so you instead beat off and j-zz all over her ample midsection.
the “columbus” part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from ohio are usually over 200lbs.
q: did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
a: no. b-tch p-ssed out so i outfitted her with a columbus c-mberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
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