columpatate



columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. the more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. beware: if you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. so i strongly suggest to take long walks on the beach before consuming any edible substance.
one day my mother told me “dont eat too much or you’ll columpatate!”

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