columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. the more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. beware: if you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. so i strongly suggest to take long walks on the beach before consuming any edible substance.
one day my mother told me “dont eat too much or you’ll columpatate!”
white hype when white people hype something up that doesn’t live up to the hype. see also rhype me: jackie, have you been to chipolte? jackie: oh boo, that place is so whyped.
when you get within a girl who has only been with mexicans and you are the first white boy to smash. brandon: hey man are you going to get with that dakota girl? chris: f-ck no! i hear she has some spiclage on her!
a person who criticizes and verbally abuses a person for every little thing that they do. roy’s wife is sucha earfuller all she ever does is criticize and yells at him all the time!
is the most beautiful creature on earth, and most like she is really popular bc of how talented and nice she is. she got a booty 2 boy:damm wynta you fine,with that fattie boy2:hey!i call dibs dude boy3:i love how talented she really is
the act of taking more than half of another person’s belongings or income for the soul purpose of establishing dominance. a reference to the walking dead character notorious for pulling the same sh-t. “give me all your sh-t. now” “you can’t do that!” “you have no say, you’re being neagened.” “aw, man.”