Colwood Michigan
a small utopia in the thumb of michigan. the only working bussiness is the colwood bar which can be recognized with a naked girl in a martini gl-ss on the outter wall. in colwood the population is 1.5 million, ya 1.5 million! here in this lost town you will find “colwoods finest” this is the most rural ghetto you will ever find.
dude meet me in colwood michigan. thats where we’ll throw it down.
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