Colyer
part of speech: noun
definition: one who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lifestyle found in universities throughout the world. a complete and utter denial of approaching retirement, people suffering from colyers diesease develop a taste for all foods pickled (possibly a belief stemming from ancient egypt in the hope of preserving their aging and failing organs).
richard is being a colyer again!
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