comcasm


an intense -rg-sm caused by the removal of comcast service and going with another company that doesn’t suck -ss.
dude, when i returned my comcast cable box today i totally had a comcasm.
an intense, lengthy period of incompetence. stemming from comcast cable corp.’s awesome ability to blow b-lls and have 15-20% downtime. comcast offers a sh-tty service that works at it’s advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. f-ck comcast.
“dude my modem had a comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days.”

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