comcastrophe


a situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.
george bush’s presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

a ben affleck movie marathon is on hbo? what a comcastrophe!
1) what you call an incident in which people of arizona being forced to watch p-rn in the middle of super bowl, their beloved cardinals got screwed moments after.

2) receive cr-ppy service
comcastrophe!
an event that is, in a fundamental way, comcastic.
a car crash is tragic. a twenty-car pileup, more so. but a twenty-car pileup involving just clown cars… now that’s a comcastrophe.

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