come budget


a over 39 year old man that believes he is a part of the 18-29 crowd. talks down to other middle aged men. says his d-ck only gets hard after it’s half way in cause he has had so much s-x it’s boring. rarely sits down. hair is usually thinning. talks to everyone like he knows them. thinks of himself as scene guy. argues with hot chicks while he decides if they are his type. used to smell like fahrenheit. often found in strip clubs.
tell that come budget to slither back to the shake shack and pay someone to know him.

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