comedy bitch
a person is a comedy b-tch if they are used by their peers for their own amus-m-nt irrespective of the shame and embar-ssment it may cause the b-tch. however, the b-tch in question must be a willing party.
this phrase was created by james wilson in the aftermath of the infamous james morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident (one of which was quite clearly russian and shouldn’t be worn by anyone except russians and as shown by the incident, comedy b-tches).
“whats that? morgan is our raw comedy b-tch”
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