Comedy Spliff


a large spliff containing at least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. this needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down
“thats not a spliff”
“yes it is”
“are you trying to be funny”

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